June 2013
me and my dog type each other messages sometimes
I’m sorry dad we can’t live here anymore there is a bug in here
I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old
Yup the rumors are true, my ass is crazy
When someone tells you they had a dream and you were in it
i dont trust anyone who doesnt suck dick
yabba dabba done with ur shit
guy: tell me what are ur plans for the future
me:





